The Wellingtons
The Wellingtons ROFLMAO The Wellingtons, like so many ancient and illustrious families, have fallen far from what they were due to diversifying their bloodlines. And, As Harry Can Attest… And yes,...
View ArticleBud Lite’s New Party Pack
Bud Lite’s New Party Pack Well, in what one hopes is a latch ditch effort by their marketing department, Anheuser-Busch has introduced their new Bud Lite Party Pack. Having spit in the face of their...
View ArticleHot Cuppa Irony
That’s A Hot Cuppa Irony “Make Tea, Not War,” is definitely a hot cuppa irony since tea and the love of- and addiction to it has been the cause of war, e.g., the misnomered Opium Wars. Also, the Tea...
View ArticleNo Surprises Here
No Surprises Here Pabst Blue Ribbon, like a large percentage of mass market, American beer, is barely beer. But, at least, there are no surprises or traps waiting for you – something you apparently...
View ArticleBarstool Philosophy
Barstool PhilosophyTruer Than Derrida, Foucault, or GramsciMore Applicable Than Hegel or Kant Tomatoes are fruit, rarely belong in a fruit salad, but is a Bloody Mary a smoothie? By far, this is...
View ArticleA Proper Martini
A Proper Martini Is Shaken, Not Stirred Lucky Eddie (Hamingju Játvarðr) may have been portrayed throughout the years as Hägar The Horrible’s rather stupid and bumbling sidekick, but he possessed and...
View ArticleIf People Were Like Vegans
If People Were Like Vegans… That’s a funny truth! If people were like Vegans, we’d have a plethora of fake vegetable products akin to Beyond Salad. Of course, if people were like Vegans, we’d also...
View ArticleKFC’s Taylor Swift Special
KFC’s Taylor Swift Special From what I’ve heard, seen, and read, KFC has the right of it with their new Taylor Swift Special. But hey! In these degenerate, transphilic times, we’re all – and I assume...
View ArticleLong Trans-Induced Morbity
Long Trans-Induced Morbidity The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately...
View ArticlePost Halloween Morning
Post Halloween Morning Is Often Interesting(Click to Enlarge) Yeah, for those without a full-time sexual partner or partners – and a few of us with those – the morning after Halloween can be...
View ArticleHow Long In Costume?
How Long? Hehe… How long in costume? As long as it takes and at least until November 24th if you’re smart. The post How Long In Costume? appeared first on Reflections From a Murky Pond.
View ArticlePresenting Coffee
Presenting Coffee This is a good start to any day, but especially Monday. I’ve got to admit though that there’s some days I’d prefer to start with the coffee. And no, as I’ve painfully discovered, you...
View ArticleOur Elder Horror
Behold Our Elder Horror You young’uns will never understand. And, you should be the thankful that Gen X seems to have been last generation that was generally exposed to this sort of horror. You were...
View ArticleThanksgiving Prep
Thanksgiving Prep Remember, Thanksgiving prep is critically important to a successful holiday feast. Don’t forget. The post Thanksgiving Prep appeared first on Reflections From a Murky Pond.
View ArticleA Dessert To Fear
Angelfood Cake – A Dessert To Fear The cake is not a lie! The cake is the Truth, the Light, and the Way. Be afraid, Mortal. Be afraid. The post A Dessert To Fear appeared first on Reflections From a...
View ArticleBecause 'Murica!
Because ‘Murica! Chicken fried bacon. Again, chicken fried bacon. That just may be the quintessential breakfast – or lunch, or dinner, or all three – for large swaths of the citizenry of our fine, if...
View ArticleJunk Food Politics
American Junk Food Politics Junk Food Politics indeed! Definitely an example of garbage in, garbage out, and an example of being what you, as a nation, eat. The post Junk Food Politics appeared first...
View ArticleExplaining Millennials
Explaining Millennials Explaining Millennials is easy. And, by this, I mean explaining their existence and commonness in America, not why they are like they are. The explanation is easy – Boone’s Farm...
View ArticleBud Light's Trans Stupidity
Bud Light’s Trans Stupidity Bud Light’s trans stupidity – or, more specifically, Alissa Heinerscheid, who chose Dylan Mulvaney, and Daniel Blake, who allowed her to do so – was an easily avoidable...
View ArticleTexas Destroys Taco Harvest
Mexican Taco Harvest What with the ongoing faux saga in Texas, I’m sure that there are Democrats wringing their hands right now and gnashing their teeth, bemoaning how Gov. Abbott is destroying the...
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